Conversations with Jenna

Jenna: Mom, if the dog's on fire, and the cat's on fire, and our house is on fire, we need to call the fireman.
Me: Uhm...yes.
Jenna: It's not good to have your dog and cat on fire. Fire's not safe.
Me: No, no it's not.
Jenna: Well, when our dog's on fire, I'll call the fireman, and he'll come and spray water on the fire and make it go away, okay?
Me: yea...sure.

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Jenna: --sigh-- Those people need to learn how to drive.
Me: What people?
Jenna: "Those" people, you know.
Me: No, I don't know. What people?
Jenna: The ones that drive in front of you on the way home from work. They need to learn how to drive, or get outta the way!