Walking out from the "pony store" on Friday evening:
"Hey, dad?"
"Yeah?"
"You got any cash?"
Like I've said before, she's 3 going on 16.
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- stewbie2
- My name is Stephanie, but you may call me "stewbie." I live in the thriving metropolis of Houston, Tx., and from my loins have sprung two beautiful baby girls--Jenna and Claire. I'm not mean, but I am horribly sarcastic. I consider it a gift. I work full-time as Social Media expert/Digital Marketing director, edit on the side, and am usually at the gym or the theatre--pick one. Although I have a BA and MLA in Literature, I still use serial commas and sometimes, I use the semicolon incorrectly. Oh, and I also have a hairless cat. His name is "Tito."
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- Cotton candy and all that good stuff
- Get the skinny on what's hot in Hollywood
- Caramel or dead bodies?
- 007
- Thoughts on the snack machine
- I scream, you scream, and then I scream some more
- Conversations with Jenna
- Sunday night lights
- Mary's too busy
- It's "Friday Haiku" time!
- Barbara (part II)
- Request
- Barbara (part I)
- Good morning to you!
- This week
- Just craptacular
- Explanation required
- Not sure how to feel about this
- Hope there's not a "I'm-at-work-but-I'm-really-not...
- Did you get your tickets?
- Sibling stories-- The Rope
- Poopity poopity
- Conversations with Jenna
- Barton Springs
- Thy will be done
- Missing: Chicken enchilada
- Making your business public
- Close to a dozen
- Not your run-of-the-mill Republican
- The truth comes out
- Home Owners Association
- The best things in life
- Conversations with Jenna
- And the Lord said, I will spare the loving mother ...
- Oh. The. Pain.
- Pic o' the day
- Reality Bites
- Don't need a library card
- Sibling stories
- There's a first time for everything
- Not NYC
- VODKA: The silent killer
- Friday morning haiku
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