Apr 16, 2008
Me: How was your day? Did you have fun?
Clairey: Yes, we played outside. It was a beautiful day.
Clairey: I'm sorry I lie sometimes.
Me: What? Where did that come from?
Clairey: Nowhere. I'm just sorry that I lie sometimes.
Me: Did you tell a lie?
Clairey: No. I'm just telling you.
Apr 15, 2008
Yesterday, Jenna had her "musical theatre" class. You know, the class that's going to make her a "rockstar"--so she thinks. She brought along Pico, Pico Rivera. Oh yes, he's still around. After class, she looked forlorn, so i asked what was up. "A boy told me that Pico was ugly." (picture)
"Yes. A boy said, 'your dog is ugly.'"
"What did you tell him?"
Now, this is Jenna we're talking about--she's the sensitive one. Claire, on the other hand, would have clocked the holy hell outta that kid then kicked him in the ribs, all the while chanting, "Who's ugly now, bitch?!" and rubbing Pico's ass in his face. But alas, Jenna would never do such a thing. So I said, "Jen, I'm sorry that that little boy said something ugly to you, but some people just do that. Next time someone says something to you that is not nice, just say, 'Whatever,' and turn the other way." Of course, that's not what I WANTED to tell her, but "Kid, you're nothing but an asshole" would never come out of her mouth.
Apr 10, 2008
(First, i must give props to Zoot: http://www.misszoot.com/, as she's the one whom brought this up.)
The commercial grosses her out, but for good reason. It actually shows someone dumping their "foot shavings" onto some fabric. Yeah, that IS disgusting. "Foot shavings"...that's just nasty. The commercial also shows them rubbing the damn thing on a tomato, saying, "it's just so gentle." That, my friends, is pure bullshit. That "egg," if you will, is sharp. I won't let my kids play with it. Steak knives, yes. "PedEgg," notsomuch.
I will say, though, my heels are like a baby's ass. But not as stinky.
Shorts and a halter shirt
My favorite: The fruit dress (with matching headband)
Another dress, with a back shot
Apr 8, 2008
What else? Oh yes. The IRS is sending me more money in May. The pool guy is here fixing our pool pump. That money I just mentioned? GONE.
My car will be 3 years old in June. It just turned over 27000 miles this morning. Pretty good, eh?