So, who in this joint has a "PedEgg?" Do you know what i'm talking about? This:
(First, i must give props to Zoot: http://www.misszoot.com/, as she's the one whom brought this up.)
The commercial grosses her out, but for good reason. It actually shows someone dumping their "foot shavings" onto some fabric. Yeah, that IS disgusting. "Foot shavings"...that's just nasty. The commercial also shows them rubbing the damn thing on a tomato, saying, "it's just so gentle." That, my friends, is pure bullshit. That "egg," if you will, is sharp. I won't let my kids play with it. Steak knives, yes. "PedEgg," notsomuch.
I will say, though, my heels are like a baby's ass. But not as stinky.