Jun 30, 2008

Nothing better to do on a Monday

1. You have 10 dollars and need to buy snacks at a gas station. What do you get?
Diet Coke, Fig Newtons, and a Whatchamacallit

2. If you were reincarnated as a sea creature, what would you want to be?
Sea Dragon

3. Who’s your favorite redhead?
My sister

4. What do you order when you’re at IHOP?
Multi-grain and Nut Pancakes

5. Last book you read?
Paddy Clark Ha Ha Ha

6. Describe your mood.
Excited--we're leaving for CA on Wednesday!

7. Describe the last time you were injured.
Yesterday, when I fell down the stairs. Seriously, we often have a home with 4 children and I'm the only one who's fallen down the stairs. SEVERAL times.

8. Of all your friends, who would you want to be stuck in a well with?
Not sure...whichever one of my friends is incredibly apt at getting out of a well...

9. Rock concert or symphony?

10. What is the wallpaper of your cell phone?
Me and the chicks

11. Favorite soda?
Diet Coke

12. What type of shirt are you wearing?
The blue tank top i slept in

13. If you could only use one form of transportation?
My car

14. Most recent movie you have watched in theater?
That stupid Dr. Seuss movie with Jim Carrey

15. Name an actor/actress/singer you have had the hots for.
I used to have a huge crush on The Dread Pirate Roberts

16. What’s your favorite kind of cake?
Chocolate. With more chocolate.

17. What did you have for dinner last night?
Hamburgers. A summer staple, but i'm tired of 'em .

18. Look to your left, what do you see?

19. Do you untie your shoes when you take them off?
Flip-flops don't have ties

20. Favorite toy as a child?
My Madame Alexander doll, and my cousin's hotwheels

21. Do you buy your own groceries?
My butler. Unless the live-in maid goes. I let them duke it out.

22. Do you think people talk about you behind your back?
Probably. Assholes.

23. When was the last time you had gummy worms?
I can't even remember, but i really like the sour ones

24. What’s your favorite fruit?

25. Do you have a picture of yourself doing a cartwheel?
Somewhere, i'm sure

26. Do you like running long distances?
It seems that 3 miles is my max, since after that, I feel close to death

27. Have you ever eaten snow?
Several times

28. What color are your bedsheets?
Off-white with blue designs; they're SO SOFT

29. What’s your favorite flower?

30. Do you do ballet?
For a very short period in my childhood. I was a tapdancer.

31. Do you listen to classical music?

32. What is the first TV Theme song that pops in your head?
Wonder Pets

33. Do you watch Sponge Bob?
Nope. He has a smart mouth, so my kids can't watch him either. If they're going to be little smartasses, they're going to get it from me, njot from some asshole sponge.

34. What temperature is it outside right now?
Flaming inferno

35. Do people consider you smart?
People that know me do.

36. How many piercings do you have?

37. Are you signed on [to] AIM?
No, MSN and Yahoo

38. Have you ever tried gluing your fingers together?
Hell, yes. What else do you do with Elmer's glue?

39. How do you feel about your family?
The best ever. Everyone wishes they had a kick ass family like mine.

40. Do you have an iPod?
I have a shuffle

41. What time do you go to bed?
Between 1030 and 11

42. What CD is currently in your CD player?
Disney Girls Rock

43. What movie do you know every line to?
Ferris Bueller's Day Off, The Princess Bride, Army of Darkness

44. What is your favorite salad dressing?
Balsamic Vinagrette

45. What do you want for Christmas this year?
I want...an interior designer and an unlimted amount to spend.

46. What family member/friend lives the farthest from you?
My best friend lives in Perth

47. Do you like hugs?
No, i'm a Nazi asshole. Yes, i like hugs. Cripes.

48. Last time you had butterflies in your stomach?
i had nervous butterflies sometime last week, but i can't remember why...

49. What’s the way people most often mispronounce any part of your name?
No one every gets it wrong.

50. Last person you hugged?

Jun 26, 2008

TV sucks

Dh and I don't watch much tv. The girls barely watch ANY. I hate the idea of plopping them down in front of the tv to "babysit" them. It's unecessary and there are plenty of other more mentallly-stimulating things that they could do. My brother calls me a "Nazi mother," I call myself smart. Anyways, after the kids go to bed, SMM and i like to snuggle on the couch and watch the Discovery Channel, the History Channel or other similiar types of programming. Our two favorite channels were the Equator channel and the Gallery channel. Both brilliant programming, providing some really stimulating stuff. However, DishNetwork is run by idiots, and they cancelled those two channels. Now I'm pissed because nothing worth watching is ever on. The past few nights, we have delved into "non-cable" networks. I now know why the world is going to shit. "America's Got Talent" and "Celebrity Circus" were on. Holy crap. This is exactly why IQs are dropping. This kind of programming is why I can't find a single effing person to have a decent conversation with. I tried, OH, I tried. HOW can anyone sit through this trash?? I could feel my brain liquidating. UGH.

I feel like the world is getting stupid.

Jun 20, 2008

Haven't done one of these in a while....

1. You just received too much change. What is the most that you would feel obligated to come clean about it..if at all?
Is this a trick question? It all depends on if the cashier was an old bitch or not. It also depends on how far out in the parking lot I was until I noticed.

2. What is the last present you regifted?
Um..a Barbie. I keep all birthday duplicates in the hall closet.

3. You're puking your guts up from the flu and are delirious, who do you call to take care of you? I'd call my husband, but the truth is, he's sick more often than anyone else I know. So, if I was puking out my guts from some sort of flu, he'd probably have it too. Hmmm...My brother would just call me a puss, and my sister's in Cali. I'd have to call my mom. But THEN i'd have to listen to how I contracted the flu, because, you know, she thinks she's a doctor. Shit, I'd rather just die--puking and alone.

4. It is 4am, you're at Dennys (or any 24 hour diner like establishment) after a night of drinking. What did you just order?
The "Quick 2-egg breakfast." Man, that is the ONLY way to go. It's quick, and it comes with bacon. Mmmmm....pork.

5. You were just handed $2500 and must spend it going away for the weekend. Where are you going and are you going to ask anyone to come along?
Only a weekend? Cripes. I'm going to assume this is a week-long "weekend." Me and my honey would be on a plane to an island somewhere...

6. Who shared your first ever romantic kiss and do you know where that person is now?
Let's see...9th grade, Mark Jernigan. I have no idea where he is now. Prison, maybe?

Jun 5, 2008

Terrible, horrible, no-good, very bad day

1. Woke up expecting the wee one to be in bed with me. She's not here--she's at her dad's. Bummer. Guess that cancels snuggles with Jen, too.
2. I have to work. Blah.
3. Guess what? 3 deliverables are due today--where are they? OH...someone said they turned them in to the design group, but they didn't? Great. Now I look like a fucktard.
4. The design group hates me .
5. The boss calls: "Why is your client saying she hates our company? What did you do?"
6. Day's almost over--i go get the mail. Electric bill is FOUR-HUNDRED AND TWENTY DOLLARS.
7. Another company didn't receive my payment.
8. I go pick up the kids--surely my day will improve.
9. Get home to make dinner. The chicken is bad.

Seriously. You can't make this shit up.

Jun 3, 2008


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