Why is it that the majority of "salon specialists" are Asian? And how is it that they have bat-like hearing?
I don't know how many times I've been getting a pedicure and the little Vietnamese woman scrubbing my feet whispers something so inaudibly that I ask, "What?" And while she's giving me the "you dumb American girl" look, another Asian woman from the back of the spa whispers something back and the foot-scrubber HEARS it.
It irks me that they may be talking about my toes and I DON'T KNOW IT. TALK LOUDER OR YOU'RE NOT GETTING A TIP.
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- My name is Stephanie, but you may call me "stewbie." I live in the thriving metropolis of Houston, Tx., and from my loins have sprung two beautiful baby girls--Jenna and Claire. I'm not mean, but I am horribly sarcastic. I consider it a gift. I work full-time as Social Media expert/Digital Marketing director, edit on the side, and am usually at the gym or the theatre--pick one. Although I have a BA and MLA in Literature, I still use serial commas and sometimes, I use the semicolon incorrectly. Oh, and I also have a hairless cat. His name is "Tito."
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2 comments:
DAMN...that is so true. Nut...what I DO wonder is why they always seem to be the only ones to be able to cut my hair (which is wavy and all over the fucking place...definitely not Asian hair) properly? Perhaps this would be something best explored in an episode of "Unsolved Mysteries"...
Nut (in my previous comment) = But
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