Eat my sago palms. Then proceed to toss the fronds all over the backyard, as if you're hosting a canine luau. Dog, I would kick your ass if you didn't weigh 120 pounds and have meat-rippers the size of icepicks.
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- stewbie2
- My name is Stephanie, but you may call me "stewbie." I live in the thriving metropolis of Houston, Tx., and from my loins have sprung two beautiful baby girls--Jenna and Claire. I'm not mean, but I am horribly sarcastic. I consider it a gift. I work full-time as Social Media expert/Digital Marketing director, edit on the side, and am usually at the gym or the theatre--pick one. Although I have a BA and MLA in Literature, I still use serial commas and sometimes, I use the semicolon incorrectly. Oh, and I also have a hairless cat. His name is "Tito."
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- How to charm me
- "Who's Johnny?" she said...
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- British man
- Conversations with Jenna
- Make a note of this
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- She's a baker, for God's sake!
- Get kids off the streets
- Pic 'o the day
- Define THIS
- The story about the baby who wants boobies who jus...
- How to annoy me
- Two of a kind
- Conversations with Jenna
- Pic 'o the day
- Did you hear that?
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