* You may tweet me at stewbie2
* I still don't have a job, and i'm not being picky about it. I'm about to dumb-down my resume.
* My old place offered me contract work--at a measly $25 an hour. Seriously?? I have no choice but to take it.
* I have $100 in my checking account. $40 in savings.
* Where's MY bailout?