"You know, daddy, if I see an old lady walk by, I'm going to whip her butt."
But apparently, this will only take place if she's a MEAN old lady.
Boys. They sure are different.
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- stewbie2
- My name is Stephanie, but you may call me "stewbie." I live in the thriving metropolis of Houston, Tx., and from my loins have sprung two beautiful baby girls--Jenna and Claire. I'm not mean, but I am horribly sarcastic. I consider it a gift. I work full-time as Social Media expert/Digital Marketing director, edit on the side, and am usually at the gym or the theatre--pick one. Although I have a BA and MLA in Literature, I still use serial commas and sometimes, I use the semicolon incorrectly. Oh, and I also have a hairless cat. His name is "Tito."
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2 comments:
"OVERHEARD" FROM YOUR FRIEND:
Take a break from that home improvement shit and update your damn blog!
Hehehehehe - hope you are having fun.
Steph! We all know you're really busy and don't want to bug! BUT, we need help over on the TTC Board renewing our ad-free subscription. We've accumulated funds in the community chest and all we need to do is renew, but L encountered a problem that only you can resolve. She tried to email you, but doesn't have your new work email. Please email her when you get this comment! Thanks! MommyKT
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