Feb 23, 2006

How to end a date in four words...

"Oh, fuck YOU bitch."
"Wanna see my cooter?"
"It's only a booger."
"Is slimy discharge bad?"
"Hey, there's my boyfriend."
"I invited my mom."
"Oh yea...it's small..."

Your turn...

7 comments:

jeni said...

i'm very sad you left my "are those boobs real?" out of your post. crushed, i tell you....crushed. but i still luv ya:))))))))))))))))))))))

Nik said...

"Ooops, the condom broke"

Nik said...

"My piss is burning"

DWJSDating? said...

"Jump out now, Bitch!" as the car keeps rolling . . .

Do they all have to be negative?

"Damn, that was good!"
"See you on Friday!"
"I love you, too."

Anonymous said...

You need to shower!.... or
It smells like fish!

titankt said...

HAHAHA! ...slimy discharge... HAHAHAH!!!!

Becky said...

Do you like crab?