Wednesday, July 27th
We're on an airplane.
No, you may not "Get off NOW!"
We are still in flight.
Thursday, July 28th
Please make me a drink.
There are 4 kids between us.
Make it a double.
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- stewbie2
- My name is Stephanie, but you may call me "stewbie." I live in the thriving metropolis of Houston, Tx., and from my loins have sprung two beautiful baby girls--Jenna and Claire. I'm not mean, but I am horribly sarcastic. I consider it a gift. I work full-time as Social Media expert/Digital Marketing director, edit on the side, and am usually at the gym or the theatre--pick one. Although I have a BA and MLA in Literature, I still use serial commas and sometimes, I use the semicolon incorrectly. Oh, and I also have a hairless cat. His name is "Tito."
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- We're in the top 40
- Pardon me while I go insane
- Magic!
- Gettin' all literary on your ass
- With just a twist
- It's our thing
- Winnie needs CPR! To the COW mobile!
- Finally!
- Ramblin' man
- Potty mouth
- LES PLAISIRS DE L'AMOUR LESBIAN
- Snake charmer
- It's kind of like the Black Forest
- Friday Haiku
- Draino
- Conversations with Jenna
- Don't scare me so early in the morning
- Introducing....
- There's a point...
- Puzzle maker
- Conversations with Jenna
- Instant Message
- A modest proposal--no really
- I ate a baby!
- Pico Rivera Fan Club
- Little T
- First day of preschool...
- It's been a while
- I need a vacation
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