If I ever received an essay like this, I'd have to give the guy an 'A' just for making me laugh my ass off.
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- stewbie2
- My name is Stephanie, but you may call me "stewbie." I live in the thriving metropolis of Houston, Tx., and from my loins have sprung two beautiful baby girls--Jenna and Claire. I'm not mean, but I am horribly sarcastic. I consider it a gift. I work full-time as Social Media expert/Digital Marketing director, edit on the side, and am usually at the gym or the theatre--pick one. Although I have a BA and MLA in Literature, I still use serial commas and sometimes, I use the semicolon incorrectly. Oh, and I also have a hairless cat. His name is "Tito."
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- Everything's okay people, back away, back away
- She's a super-cool exploradora
- Quote of the day
- Indeed, I am in caloric hell
- She wore an itsy, bitsy, teeny, weeny, yellow, pol...
- Were is Evil?
- Aha!
- Remember?
- Jesus' colored eggs
- Easter bunny, explained
- Please drown me
- Essay
- Skirt steak
- Why I love my kids
- Lesson One
- Snackcakes
- Menu
- Penis bread
- Scrapaholic
- Back to the story of "The Silver Bullet"
- Wong Tong Fong?!
- Panty waste
- Parenting 101
- The Dairy Queen is closed
- The beginning of the end
- Don't even sniff
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2 comments:
MY GOD THAT IS HILARIOUS!!!!! That made me entire day, perhaps the whole week even!!!
Playing for Keeps: did you write this thing??? It's amazing...
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