Jan 6, 2006

Did ya miss it?

It's back, people!! The "Friday Haiku!"

Petroleum Jelly

My hands are so dry.
I put Vaseline on them.
Now they feel greasy.

Crusty Cat Boogers

Cat, what's in your eye?
It's a crusty cat-booger?
That's so disgusting.


Anonymous said...

hey steph-
isn't that the cat that has no legs or something?


Mike ( ex scientia, veritas ) said...

Did you ever see a crusty boogers cat? They just hang.