Much like "Lucky Charms," my children are "magically delicious." I sometimes must push my children away from me because my mouth has a mind of its own, and wants nothing more than to stuff itself full of baby cheeks. And the feet...what is it about baby toes? They are like hor d'oerves of the Gods. And just the right snackin' size, too. The lips. Oh. The. Lips. Can I just die? I just want to bite 'em off and chew 'em up. Bubblegum delicious. I may need to start taking an antipsychotic. News headline: Mother Eats Children, States, "They were SO delicious!"
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