Below, you will find a portrait of Clairey, my big-girl toddler--or so she says. She is, as they say in "mommy speak," "nummy, nummy, delicious." If you so feel compelled, you may send money to her college fund.
Notice there is not a picture of the larger child. That's because Miss "I-will-not-take-a-picture-because-that-would-imply-that-I-have-cooperated-with-an-older-and-wiser-being" didn't want to.