then mommy screams because "What is that?! Is that ice cream?! Chocolate?! Oh.my.word. That's her NEW DRESS!!" and Jenna sits quietly, sucking out Spider-Man's gummy eyeballs.
This, this mess, was what I found when I went to go pick the chicks up from their dad's last night. Needless to say, there was a "hosing of the children" before they got into the car...
My name is Stephanie, but you may call me "stewbie."
I live in the thriving metropolis of Houston, Tx., and from my loins have sprung two beautiful baby girls--Jenna and Claire.
I'm not mean, but I am horribly sarcastic. I consider it a gift.
I work full-time as Social Media expert/Digital Marketing director, edit on the side, and am usually at the gym or the theatre--pick one.
Although I have a BA and MLA in Literature, I still use serial commas and sometimes, I use the semicolon incorrectly.
Oh, and I also have a hairless cat. His name is "Tito."
5 comments:
Sticky situation, huh?
Sticky situation, huh?
Wow, Steph, the girls are so grown up!
Erin Lyn just told me she likes their dresses.
LOLOLOLOL - you sound pretty calm - gotta love those damn meds :)
Thank God for Oxiclean!
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