Whilst eating at Subway:
Me: So, Jen...how was school today?
Jen: It was really great. I excercised self-control.
Me: [odd look. People across from us--busting out laughing.] You what?
Jen: I excercised self-control.
Me: Um. Wow. That's really great. Exactly how did you do that?
Jen: Well, I sat cross-legged, held a bubble in my mouth, and put my finger by my lips [demonstrates by blowing up her cheeks and holding her finger to her mouth].
Me: That's fantastic baby.
Seriously...where's this kid from??