Mar 21, 2006

For the guys...

I hate my uterus. Really. I fricking HATE. MY. UTERUS. The only good thing to come of it was the chicks. Now it's completely frickin useless and I no longer want the damn thing, nor do I want the lovely monthly reminder that comes with said uterus. UTERUS FOR SALE! Really, who the hell am I kidding. You can have the damn thing. FREE.

Uterus Haters, UNITE!

8 comments:

Awesome Amy said...

I could use a good uterus :) Can I rent it? HA!

thorlina said...

But....if you give your uterus away how will you find your keys? hehe
Ian tells me that the uterus gives me the ability to find lost things. It does have some uses.

OCSally said...

I also think it gives us the power to Multitask ...I'd hang on to it for a bit...I don't think you'd look good with a beard.

Red said...

Thorlina....hahahaha. Your husband is one smart guy.

Red said...

ocsally....Steph actually looks pretty cute with a beard. Especially when she puts in the highlights.

TitanKT said...

Yes, I periodically get pretty disgusted with mine, too, for the same reason, I'm sure. And didja notice how I said periodicially? Har har har!

I'm not ready to part ways with mine, though... I'm still hopeful I'll issue a sibling for M one of these days. And... while I admit the periodic cramping of said uterus IS painful and unpleasant, there's a different kind of spasm that's quite the opposite and I'm damn well not giving THAT up.

Plus, you know, I do NEED to be able to find my keys, too.

CameraDawktor said...

Here Here my fine friend!!

All its good for is making a mess, giving me migraines and making me feel like a psychopath!!

Anonymous said...

Help - I am going through withdraw . . . please update!

Love, Your "soon to not be living across the street" Best Friend!