Gorgeous
And it is always said with the same emphatic flair that a largely flamboyant gay man would bestow upon a pink boa with matching snakeskin boots.
Heard this morning:
"Jenna, that shirt is UG-LY. Where's your green shirt? That one is GORGEOUS!"
"Oh. My. Word. MOMMY! It is GORGEOUS outside!"
Jun 27, 2006
Jun 26, 2006
Charm THIS
I was taking my lunch break and decided, since i was working from home, that I would go enjoy the Texas sun a bit, while finishing "The Devil Wears Prada." Quite a funny read, by the way. Apparently, i got a little TOO into the book, and overflowed the pool, resulting in an undesired hosing of myself. The hose leapt out of the pool like some snake-charmers mate, and sprayed cold water directly across my midsection. Lovely. Although it IS one-hundred flippin' degrees outside, i have no desire to be surprised by cold water. It IS Monday, right?
Jun 20, 2006
Jun 9, 2006
What I do on Friday nights
Let's see. What do I do on Friday nights without the kids? I'll make a list:
1. Lay on the chicks' playroom floor and wonder if they're having fun at their dad's.
2. Brush the My Little Pony's hair, because DAMN! that pony's hair was a tangled mess and no pony looking like that is going to reside in MY house.
3. Read an entire "Parents" magazine from cover to cover with no interruptions.
4. Call my mom, who invited me over this evening, then decided that she should not be home. I always knew she didn't like me, but really, does she have to be so blunt?
5. Call my best friend and offer to come over for drinks and naked Jello-wrestling.
6. Take a shower. A long shower. With no small children smashing their little faces against the glass door.
7. Email my sister the semi-nudie photos that I took of her for her husband. He's a sergeant in the Marine Corps, and I was doing my duty as a good American. He informed me that he needs the pictures to look at while he's in the port-o-john. God Bless America!
9. Talk to my brother, while he's on his way to Dallas.
10. Blog.
Now, seriously. You'd think i'd have something better to do on a Friday night. But no. My only consolation is that my sister's sitting in NY and SHE'S sitting at home eating Chinese food. Hahahahaha! Let's all laugh at HER. So, I'M sitting in Houston, Texas by myself--big deal. SHE'S in New York. On a Friday night. Eating Chinese food in her expand-a-waist pants. Bwhahahahaha!
1. Lay on the chicks' playroom floor and wonder if they're having fun at their dad's.
2. Brush the My Little Pony's hair, because DAMN! that pony's hair was a tangled mess and no pony looking like that is going to reside in MY house.
3. Read an entire "Parents" magazine from cover to cover with no interruptions.
4. Call my mom, who invited me over this evening, then decided that she should not be home. I always knew she didn't like me, but really, does she have to be so blunt?
5. Call my best friend and offer to come over for drinks and naked Jello-wrestling.
6. Take a shower. A long shower. With no small children smashing their little faces against the glass door.
7. Email my sister the semi-nudie photos that I took of her for her husband. He's a sergeant in the Marine Corps, and I was doing my duty as a good American. He informed me that he needs the pictures to look at while he's in the port-o-john. God Bless America!
9. Talk to my brother, while he's on his way to Dallas.
10. Blog.
Now, seriously. You'd think i'd have something better to do on a Friday night. But no. My only consolation is that my sister's sitting in NY and SHE'S sitting at home eating Chinese food. Hahahahaha! Let's all laugh at HER. So, I'M sitting in Houston, Texas by myself--big deal. SHE'S in New York. On a Friday night. Eating Chinese food in her expand-a-waist pants. Bwhahahahaha!
Jun 7, 2006
Change is good
Yee hee! Look at my new "look"! Isn't it exciting? Still evil, still porcine, but with flowers.
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