Claireyisms, that is...
On the way home from visiting family in Kilgore--out of the blue, she asks:
"Do we go to a 'Bapatize' church?"
Me: "What? A Baptist church? No, we go to a Lutheran church."
Clairey: "A Lutherick church? Gamma goes to a 'Katherine' church."
Me: "Yep, Gamma goes to a Catholic church."
Clairey: "I have a friend at school named Katherine. Hmmmm....I wonder if she owns the place."