Claireyisms, that is...
On the way home from visiting family in Kilgore--out of the blue, she asks:
"Do we go to a 'Bapatize' church?"
Me: "What? A Baptist church? No, we go to a Lutheran church."
Clairey: "A Lutherick church? Gamma goes to a 'Katherine' church."
Me: "Yep, Gamma goes to a Catholic church."
Clairey: "I have a friend at school named Katherine. Hmmmm....I wonder if she owns the place."
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- My name is Stephanie, but you may call me "stewbie." I live in the thriving metropolis of Houston, Tx., and from my loins have sprung two beautiful baby girls--Jenna and Claire. I'm not mean, but I am horribly sarcastic. I consider it a gift. I work full-time as Social Media expert/Digital Marketing director, edit on the side, and am usually at the gym or the theatre--pick one. Although I have a BA and MLA in Literature, I still use serial commas and sometimes, I use the semicolon incorrectly. Oh, and I also have a hairless cat. His name is "Tito."
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