Why, hello everyone! Miss me? Probably not. Miss the antics of my children? Of COURSE you do. You love them, and you know it.
So, what's going on, you ask? Let's see...still working (thank you, God) and loving my job. I get paid to Tweet. How awesome is that??? It's very awesome. In my spare time, I'm a Beachbody coach (www.beachbodycoach.com/FitWisdom) and will have my personal training certificate in about 4 weeks. 5 weeks if I don't hurry up and get my shit together.
Here's my BeachBody spiel (scroll down if you don't want to read it):
I started with P90X in 10/09. I did it for the requisite 90 days and lost 24 lbs. I did it for an additional 30 days and then started another Beachbody program--Insanity. That is, my friends, INSANE. They got the naming right. I did that for the requisite 60 days, and lost another 10 lbs. YEP--down THIRTY pounds. You may all cheer and clap victoriously. I'm waiting. Okay, thanks. I HIGHLY recommend Beachbody products. They work, which is what's important. I LOVE them, which is why i now tell people to buy them. Email me at FitWisdom@beachbodycoach.com for more info. You can see my profile pic, and you will want to buy P90X. You will. I have ABS, people. VISIBLE abdominal muscles. I look like a bad ass. You should look like one, too. No excuses.
Okay, back to my children.
They are delicious and i want to eat them all up, and just spit out the sassy parts (their mouths). They have more sass than....whatever has sass. Namely, ME. They are sassier than I ever was. Truthfully, you can ask my mom.
Jenna is tall, and gorgeous, and sassy. Clairey is tiny, and precious, and sassy. See the similarities?
Jenna is taking off the summer--she's doing nothing. She went to "pony camp" for a week where she, apparently, made 50 new "BFFs" and hasn't spoken to any of them since--yet they still remain her "BFFs." I just let it go. No piano for her until September, and no dance, either.
Clairey starts HER camp this monday. She's going to theatre camp. "Clairey, in theatre camp?" You ask. "Surely, you jest--that child is neither funny nor dramatic." Oh yes, i agree (rolling my eyes). I'm going to send her to camp with a warning letter pinned to her shirt. Get this: they have auditions for the leading role of "Hansel and Gretel" that first day. Clairey wants to audition, so she's been preparing a monologue and a song. She's so freakin' funny. If they cast her as a tree, i'll have to go beat up a lot of asses.
So, that's my summer in a nutshell.