The girls and I each have special kisses that we do when they go to bed. They both start out the same way: with two kisses. Then they divert from each other.
Jenna: *kiss* *kiss* "woo! woo!" --then make claws with your hands and growl.
Yes, I know. The kid STILL loves "the four big cats."
Clairey's, however, has always just been *kis* *kiss* "woo! woo!" That was always enough for her. Not, apparently, anymore. Last night, I was informed of a change in the system.
Me and Clairey: *kiss* *kiss* "woo! woo!"
Clairey: "Mom, I have a new kiss."
Me: "No, you can't change up the kiss. This is how we've always done it."
Clairey: "No, it goes like this now: *kiss* *kiss* 'woo! woo! jazz hands! [making jazz hands]."
Me: "Um...jazz hands?"
Clairey: [looking at me like i'm a moron] "Yes. Jazz hands."
Me and Clairey: *kiss* *kiss* "woo! woo! Jazz hands!" [except, I don't actually SAY 'jazz hands'--i just make them.]
Clairey: "NO. You have to SAY 'jazz hands.' But don't say it loud--kind of whisper it."
So, for all of you that are wondering, the proper kiss is now: *kiss* *kiss* "woo! woo! jazz handssssss!" [make jazz hands and whisper it theatrically.]