~Me and the chicks were playing restaurant~
Jenna: What would you like to drink, ma'am?
Mommy: Hmmm...what do you have?
Jenna: We have Coke, Diet Coke, Sprite, and Super Cock.
Mommy: What? What was that last one?
Jenna: Super Cock.
Mommy: "Super Cock?" What's that?
Jenna: It's our house wine.
Mommy: Wow. I'll have a glass of that.