Mary's too busy

So, now Mary is appearing underneath a bridge. Just a couple months ago, she was all about the grilled cheese, now under a bridge? Oh, it's a fact, people. Just ask, Carmen Garcia, who said, "I see her. It's just faith. You have to believe, and you will see her" (ABCnews.com). That being said, I guess I could see a Godly image in anything--grilled cheese sandwiches included.

I'm Catholic. I believe that Mary is the Mother of God and all that other good Catholic yadda-yadda, but I also believe that Mary has better things to do with her time, then make appearances on grilled cheese and underpasses. She's the mother of Christ, for Pete's/God's/heaven's sake, she's probably busy 99% of the time. Do you think Jesus' mom EVER gets a break? NO! Because you know, she's like the coolest mom in the universe. I mean, cripes, her boy can make blind men see (Stevie Wonder's in for a real treat), and water into wine--she's uber-popular up there.

Jesus: "Mom, can you make me your special latkes this Friday?"
Mary: "Jesus, you always wait until the last minute to ask. Does it have to be THIS Friday?"
Jesus: "But, Mom! I've already invited the Apostles over!"
Mary: "Jesus Christ!"
Jesus: "Sweet Mary, Mother of God! Don't use my name in vain!"
Mary:--sigh-- "Well, then you're going to have to help me out, Son. I know you can work wonders with a fish and a loaf of bread, but you better be able to make a latke miracle, 'cuz I'm not spending all day in the kitchen!"

Like I said, she has better things to do than make an appearance on someone's sandwich or on an underpass.