Jenna: Mom, if the dog's on fire, and the cat's on fire, and our house is on fire, we need to call the fireman.
Me: Uhm...yes.
Jenna: It's not good to have your dog and cat on fire. Fire's not safe.
Me: No, no it's not.
Jenna: Well, when our dog's on fire, I'll call the fireman, and he'll come and spray water on the fire and make it go away, okay?
Me: yea...sure.
~**~*~
Jenna: --sigh-- Those people need to learn how to drive.
Me: What people?
Jenna: "Those" people, you know.
Me: No, I don't know. What people?
Jenna: The ones that drive in front of you on the way home from work. They need to learn how to drive, or get outta the way!
skip to main |
skip to sidebar
Perfecting the art of sarcasm since 2004
Twitter feed
Search This Blog
About Me
- stewbie2
- My name is Stephanie, but you may call me "stewbie." I live in the thriving metropolis of Houston, Tx., and from my loins have sprung two beautiful baby girls--Jenna and Claire. I'm not mean, but I am horribly sarcastic. I consider it a gift. I work full-time as Social Media expert/Digital Marketing director, edit on the side, and am usually at the gym or the theatre--pick one. Although I have a BA and MLA in Literature, I still use serial commas and sometimes, I use the semicolon incorrectly. Oh, and I also have a hairless cat. His name is "Tito."
Blog Archive
-
▼
2005
(271)
-
▼
Apr 2005
(44)
- Cotton candy and all that good stuff
- Get the skinny on what's hot in Hollywood
- Caramel or dead bodies?
- 007
- Thoughts on the snack machine
- I scream, you scream, and then I scream some more
- Conversations with Jenna
- Sunday night lights
- Mary's too busy
- It's "Friday Haiku" time!
- Barbara (part II)
- Request
- Barbara (part I)
- Good morning to you!
- This week
- Just craptacular
- Explanation required
- Not sure how to feel about this
- Hope there's not a "I'm-at-work-but-I'm-really-not...
- Did you get your tickets?
- Sibling stories-- The Rope
- Poopity poopity
- Conversations with Jenna
- Barton Springs
- Thy will be done
- Missing: Chicken enchilada
- Making your business public
- Close to a dozen
- Not your run-of-the-mill Republican
- The truth comes out
- Home Owners Association
- The best things in life
- Conversations with Jenna
- And the Lord said, I will spare the loving mother ...
- Oh. The. Pain.
- Pic o' the day
- Reality Bites
- Don't need a library card
- Sibling stories
- There's a first time for everything
- Not NYC
- VODKA: The silent killer
- Friday morning haiku
- Skip this post if you (1) Don't want to read about...
-
▼
Apr 2005
(44)
2 comments:
The dog, and the cat? Hmmm...
Glad to see you have 'those' people out your way, too. Darn 'em.
stephie.........i swear, i look forward to reading your writing every single day!!!! you're such a fantastic writer....i felt like i was riding in the car with you and tasting that ice cream:)
Post a Comment