Things I swore would never appear in my pantry, yet are now staples in my kids' diets:
-fruit snacks (called "monkeys," no matter what shape they are)
-kids yogurt (isn't all yogurt the same? Why does "Dora" on the container make it better?)
-sugary cereals (Lucky Charms and Cocoa Pebbles aren't THAT bad...are they?)
-snack cakes
-Hamburger Helper
-Mac and cheese
-chicken nuggets
I have to stop before CPS finds this and comes ramsacking my home with vegetables.
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- stewbie2
- My name is Stephanie, but you may call me "stewbie." I live in the thriving metropolis of Houston, Tx., and from my loins have sprung two beautiful baby girls--Jenna and Claire. I'm not mean, but I am horribly sarcastic. I consider it a gift. I work full-time as Social Media expert/Digital Marketing director, edit on the side, and am usually at the gym or the theatre--pick one. Although I have a BA and MLA in Literature, I still use serial commas and sometimes, I use the semicolon incorrectly. Oh, and I also have a hairless cat. His name is "Tito."
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4 comments:
no Spaghettios or goldfish or chesz-its???
I am impressed!!!
I have to have tomato soup, ranch dressing and spaghettios on hand at all times.
no Spaghettios or goldfish or chesz-its???
I am impressed!!!
I have to have tomato soup, ranch dressing and spaghettios on hand at all times.
Lucky charms, my dear, are now made with whole grain. So you can drop the guilt :)
I've got lucky charms (they're the fave cereal, even with me!), goldfish, chick nuggets (fake chicken), and cereal bars. Yep.
Oh, did I mention chocolate chips? The bag keeps dissapearing, little bit at a time....
I think Cap'n Crunch (yum!) should be thrown into the mix. Speaking of Lucky Charms: as a wee lass in first grade, I had a friend whose mother wouldn't let him eat them because "the symbols are of the devil". (What a party, growing up in Joklahoma!)...
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