Easter bunny, explained

Last night at dinner, Scott asked Jenna, "Is the Easter chicken going to visit you this weekend?" After rolling her eyes, and heaving a deep sigh, Jenna looked at him and replied, "It's not an Easter chicken, dad, it's the Easter bunny."
"The Easter bunny? So the Easter bunny lays eggs?"
"No,"(rolling eyes again)"The Easter bunny steals the eggs from the chickens. Then he cooks the eggs and dyes them blue. THEN, he hides them so the chickens can't find them."

Of course, this explanation was offered with the attitude of "Jeesh, dad, you're such a moron."