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- stewbie2
- My name is Stephanie, but you may call me "stewbie." I live in the thriving metropolis of Houston, Tx., and from my loins have sprung two beautiful baby girls--Jenna and Claire. I'm not mean, but I am horribly sarcastic. I consider it a gift. I work full-time as Social Media expert/Digital Marketing director, edit on the side, and am usually at the gym or the theatre--pick one. Although I have a BA and MLA in Literature, I still use serial commas and sometimes, I use the semicolon incorrectly. Oh, and I also have a hairless cat. His name is "Tito."
2 comments:
I hear that in the same voice Haley Joel Osment used in the Sixth Sense when describing what a classmate said about the school play, "Matt _____ said ____ sucks big time." Only in this case, it's, "Mommy, I love you big time."
OR!
Peter Gabriel's BIG TIME starts playing and I hear the line: "...with a snow white pillow for my big, fat head. BIG TIME! I'm on my way, I'm making it, BIG TIME!"
dang. if only my kitties could talk. i'd love to hear that from them:)))))))
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