Dear Kraft Foods,
You had me with the "Cheese and Macaroni"--indeed, it IS the cheesiest. I didn't think you could do it, Kraft. I didn't think, for a minute, that you could develop something that would rival powered-cheesy goodness. But you did. Oh.YOU.DID.
Your "Jet-puffed Toasted Coconut marshmallows" are indescribeably scrumptious. There's marshmallow! Then there's coconut! Together!! Life is good. And, indeed, you are right on target when you throw out the 'ol "Guaranteed Jet-Puffed Perfect!" Oh, you silly people. Of COURSE they're perfect! It's a coconut marshmallow! You can't f-that up!
So, I bow to you, Oh creators of coconutty-marshmallowy goodness. I bow to you.
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- My name is Stephanie, but you may call me "stewbie." I live in the thriving metropolis of Houston, Tx., and from my loins have sprung two beautiful baby girls--Jenna and Claire. I'm not mean, but I am horribly sarcastic. I consider it a gift. I work full-time as Social Media expert/Digital Marketing director, edit on the side, and am usually at the gym or the theatre--pick one. Although I have a BA and MLA in Literature, I still use serial commas and sometimes, I use the semicolon incorrectly. Oh, and I also have a hairless cat. His name is "Tito."
1 comment:
Here's a tip, though... the new Kraft Supermac dinner that has added nutrition for kids who eat nothing but mac n cheese... it's not good. As a mother, I felt compelled to buy this stuff because it renders otherwise semi-junk foodie mac n cheese actually semi-nutritious! Calcium! Fiber! Vitamins! It tasted at first like they'd added sugar... it seemed much sweeter than the regular stuff. So I looked at the label and it doesn't mention any sugar or other substance we all know is cleverly disguised sugar. So I'm not at all sure what it is about this new formulation that makes it taste funny... maybe it's just too vitaminy... but it is not good. Not good, people.
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