"Oh, fuck YOU bitch."
"Wanna see my cooter?"
"It's only a booger."
"Is slimy discharge bad?"
"Hey, there's my boyfriend."
"I invited my mom."
"Oh yea...it's small..."
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- stewbie2
- My name is Stephanie, but you may call me "stewbie." I live in the thriving metropolis of Houston, Tx., and from my loins have sprung two beautiful baby girls--Jenna and Claire. I'm not mean, but I am horribly sarcastic. I consider it a gift. I work full-time as Social Media expert/Digital Marketing director, edit on the side, and am usually at the gym or the theatre--pick one. Although I have a BA and MLA in Literature, I still use serial commas and sometimes, I use the semicolon incorrectly. Oh, and I also have a hairless cat. His name is "Tito."
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5 comments:
i'm very sad you left my "are those boobs real?" out of your post. crushed, i tell you....crushed. but i still luv ya:))))))))))))))))))))))
"Jump out now, Bitch!" as the car keeps rolling . . .
Do they all have to be negative?
"Damn, that was good!"
"See you on Friday!"
"I love you, too."
You need to shower!.... or
It smells like fish!
HAHAHA! ...slimy discharge... HAHAHAH!!!!
Do you like crab?
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