Jenna: "Mommy, I love you--you're my girl!"
Clairey: "You're a neck!"
Mommy: "A 'neck'?"
Clairey: "You such a neck!"
Pre-explanation: Claire's poop has been vibrant green for the past week...
Mommy: "Clairey, what's up with all the green poop? What have you been eating? Grass?"
Jenna: "I think it's the pickles."
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- My name is Stephanie, but you may call me "stewbie." I live in the thriving metropolis of Houston, Tx., and from my loins have sprung two beautiful baby girls--Jenna and Claire. I'm not mean, but I am horribly sarcastic. I consider it a gift. I work full-time as Social Media expert/Digital Marketing director, edit on the side, and am usually at the gym or the theatre--pick one. Although I have a BA and MLA in Literature, I still use serial commas and sometimes, I use the semicolon incorrectly. Oh, and I also have a hairless cat. His name is "Tito."
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2 comments:
Maybe she meant pain in the neck :)
I find the kids get green poop from eating lots of fruit snacks that color. Or fruit roll-ups.
Green poop and Blue hair--now that's a combo!
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