I hate the first few weeks of a new job. Everything is in such disarray. It's such a mess. I can't wait to fix it, but it's overwhelming. I feel like I'm in an episode of McGyver:
"Here, Stephanie! The world is about to explode! You must fix it! However, you only have a rusted staple, a poppy-seed bagel, and some 'Grecian Formula for Men'. Hurry!"
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- stewbie2
- My name is Stephanie, but you may call me "stewbie." I live in the thriving metropolis of Houston, Tx., and from my loins have sprung two beautiful baby girls--Jenna and Claire. I'm not mean, but I am horribly sarcastic. I consider it a gift. I work full-time as Social Media expert/Digital Marketing director, edit on the side, and am usually at the gym or the theatre--pick one. Although I have a BA and MLA in Literature, I still use serial commas and sometimes, I use the semicolon incorrectly. Oh, and I also have a hairless cat. His name is "Tito."
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- He scares me
- Pic o' the day
- The day of the spa
- Dog's do it
- I don't know why, he swallowed a fly...I guess he'...
- Innocence and crap
- This isn't funny
- Overheard
- Conversations with Clairey
- Conversations with Jenna
- Monday already?
- Party Planner
- Sibling Stories
- MOS 0331--Letter from a Marine
- Distance sucks
- Just babbling
- Conversations with Jenna
- I have to wonder...
- And the moral of the story is...
- It's 8:03 am. Do you know where your mind is?
- Not that it's important...
- Curious minds want to know...
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- Smoochy Mama
- Saving the world
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2 comments:
I wondered where my Grecian Formula got to..
But what about one of those "CHocolate Mound" things? :-)
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