A List...

of things I would like to have. Right now.

1. A Twinkie. A real one. Not one of those "low-fat-I'm-pretending-I'm-a-Twinkie-but-I'm-really-just-a-fluffy-imposter." I looooove Twinkies.
2. Movie popcorn. No butter. Lots of salt. The BIG bucket. And I'm not sharing.
3. Diet Cherry Coke. This Diet Vanilla crap just isn't cutting it today.
4. Chocolate cake. The "pudding in the mix" variety. With chocolate frosting.
5. My sanity. I've just spent about 3 minutes, in between number 4 and number 5, thinking about Twinkies and their absolute deliciousness.

Okay, that's it.

ETA: No, wait. I forgot one more thing: A Lion Bar. If you don't know what a Lion Bar is, then you're just not living.