I don't use sidewalks

Last night, as we were taking a walk with the neighbor, Jenna was complaining because her wagon was being pulled on the sidewalk, and I was pulling Clairey's wagon in the street. To explain to Jenna why I was in the street, I simply stated, "Mommy doesn't follow the rules--I'm a 'streetwalker'."

Nicely stated. NICELY stated.