Whilst eating at Subway:
Me: So, Jen...how was school today?
Jen: It was really great. I excercised self-control.
Me: [odd look. People across from us--busting out laughing.] You what?
Jen: I excercised self-control.
Me: Um. Wow. That's really great. Exactly how did you do that?
Jen: Well, I sat cross-legged, held a bubble in my mouth, and put my finger by my lips [demonstrates by blowing up her cheeks and holding her finger to her mouth].
Me: That's fantastic baby.
Seriously...where's this kid from??
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- My name is Stephanie, but you may call me "stewbie." I live in the thriving metropolis of Houston, Tx., and from my loins have sprung two beautiful baby girls--Jenna and Claire. I'm not mean, but I am horribly sarcastic. I consider it a gift. I work full-time as Social Media expert/Digital Marketing director, edit on the side, and am usually at the gym or the theatre--pick one. Although I have a BA and MLA in Literature, I still use serial commas and sometimes, I use the semicolon incorrectly. Oh, and I also have a hairless cat. His name is "Tito."
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