Nativity scene

Claire: "Mom, what happened to the lambie's leg?"
Me: "It broke off."
Claire: "So he limps?"
Me: "Yep."
[the first few lines of this conversation have been edited because I was NOT PC and may have used the term "gimp" in front of my child.]
Claire: "I know how to make the lambie NOT limp."
Me: "How?"
Claire: "Cut off his other legs."

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Claire: "I know how to make the lambie blind."
Me: [scared] "How?"
Claire: "Cut off his head."

ba-da-bum! She'll be here all week, folks.