Last night, as I'm getting her out of the bathtub:
J: "Mom, why's your butt so big?"
Mom: [eliciting evil staredown] "Jenna! That's really not a nice thing to say!"
J: "Well, I don't mean your WHOLE butt...but your butt cheeks...why are they so big?"
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- stewbie2
- My name is Stephanie, but you may call me "stewbie." I live in the thriving metropolis of Houston, Tx., and from my loins have sprung two beautiful baby girls--Jenna and Claire. I'm not mean, but I am horribly sarcastic. I consider it a gift. I work full-time as Social Media expert/Digital Marketing director, edit on the side, and am usually at the gym or the theatre--pick one. Although I have a BA and MLA in Literature, I still use serial commas and sometimes, I use the semicolon incorrectly. Oh, and I also have a hairless cat. His name is "Tito."
3 comments:
My mom used to blame her extra weight on me...it was all my fault that I wouldnt let her go work out because I would throw tantrums. Just blame it on her...she'll remember it her whole life.
Nik
HA HA! Oh man. This really makes me want to have kids. I love it--that's wonderful. xoxo.
Classic Jenna answer . . . gotta love that kid!
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