SO...what does Stewbie need?
- Stewbie needs better steriod testing.
Yes, well. I've been meaning to bring my horrible steriod problem up on the blog, but i'm so ashamed...
- Stewbie needs a cervical cancer innoculation.
No one can argue with that.
- Stewbie needs to be locked up from the crazy bitch from hell. Funny...i was just talking about a certain ex-wife and how she asks for MORE money for every.little.thing. I'm sure my exhusband (and his lovely wife) will shout a huge, "Amen!" to the fact that I am NOT greedy (and malevolent. Nor bitchy.)
- Stewbie needs a good shield, armor, and a good pair of boots.
I used to, but my dragon-slaying days are over. Unless, of course, i need them to clean Clairey's room. In that case, donations of the above-listed items will be accepted.
- Stewbie needs to learn how to use one from scratch.
"One" what? That's certainly subjective. The possibilities are endless.
- Stewbie needs others.
Google has broken through my rough exterior straight to my heart. Thanks, Google.
- Stewbie needs specialist attention.
Hah, we all already knew this. No surprise there!
Then it got boring, so i stopped.