"Mom. Water." (sliding her cup towards me)
"Ummm...I don't think so." (sliding her cup back)
"Hello? I want water."
"Hello? You can get up and get it."
"But mom, you're the boss. YOU'RE supposed to get my water."
I'm such a sucker.
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- stewbie2
- My name is Stephanie, but you may call me "stewbie." I live in the thriving metropolis of Houston, Tx., and from my loins have sprung two beautiful baby girls--Jenna and Claire. I'm not mean, but I am horribly sarcastic. I consider it a gift. I work full-time as Social Media expert/Digital Marketing director, edit on the side, and am usually at the gym or the theatre--pick one. Although I have a BA and MLA in Literature, I still use serial commas and sometimes, I use the semicolon incorrectly. Oh, and I also have a hairless cat. His name is "Tito."
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