My sister's still in New York.
My best friend is MIA.
And I just went and tried on bathing suits.
THE HORROR. HELP.
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- stewbie2
- My name is Stephanie, but you may call me "stewbie." I live in the thriving metropolis of Houston, Tx., and from my loins have sprung two beautiful baby girls--Jenna and Claire. I'm not mean, but I am horribly sarcastic. I consider it a gift. I work full-time as Social Media expert/Digital Marketing director, edit on the side, and am usually at the gym or the theatre--pick one. Although I have a BA and MLA in Literature, I still use serial commas and sometimes, I use the semicolon incorrectly. Oh, and I also have a hairless cat. His name is "Tito."
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- She nose what she's doing...
- Back!
- My Exciting Adventures in the Non-Smoking State
- Jumpin' on the train
- Texas story
- I hope he takes up pillow-fighting
- What kind of mom...
- Conversations with Jenna
- Open letter to the instructors at Cypress Academy
- Banana clips and blue hair
- With compliments, from God
- Lost and found
- 911
- An open letter to the man at the gym...
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1 comment:
Just Too Much! Tell us when you get over it all.
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